Originally Posted By awhoreslies

alishalovescats1701:

charlypezza:

gyubu:

the-villain-is-the-catalyst:

20julz13:

IT JUST WANTS TO WEAR THE HAT

“NO SON OF MINE IS GONNA WEAR PEOPLE HATS”

cant stop laughing

Poor lil kitty

this is what happened when tumblr got tumblr pro

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Originally Posted By deanprincesster
girl:
babe come over
boy:
I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
girl:
my parents aren't home
boy:
I know
Originally Posted By stunningpicture

cybernetic-catriarch:

guo-jia:

stunningpicture:

After a lot of rain here in FL these baby frogs appeared. They eerily all faced the same direction.

THE RITUAL HAS BEGUN

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD

cybernetic-catriarch:

guo-jia:

stunningpicture:

After a lot of rain here in FL these baby frogs appeared. They eerily all faced the same direction.

THE RITUAL HAS BEGUN

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD

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Originally Posted By appleseeddrama

ingthing:

beamkatanachronicles:

thepurpleeyedone:

beamkatanachronicles:

thepurpleeyedone:

beamkatanachronicles:

appleseeddrama:

THEY HAVE THE ACE ATTORNEY OFFICIAL MANGA IN MY LAW LIBRARY I AM CRYING.



Your honor, something is amiss here!
As you are probably aware, library materials are labeled with barcodes as well as a number to determine their location on the shelf, as per the Dewey Decimal System. The books just to the left of the manga are labeled, as are the DVDs just in view on the lower shelf. Look even further behind these shelves and you’ll see that even those books are labeled! 
Ladies and gentlemen of the courtroom, I invite you to take a closer look at the volumes that are, allegedly, part of this law library! Something is missing from the spines, isn’t there?

Where are the bar codes?!
This is a blatant contradiction! The OP is lying— these volumes cannot, therefore, be a part of this library at all! I propose that they simply brought these materials in for the sake of the joke!! 


Only focusing on one aspect and not the whole of the issue, are we, Mr. Wright? Typical.

Your honor, if you bring your attention to the books just left of the manga, you’ll notice there’s a book (the second to the left) that also does not have a bar code.

If you examine the picture even closer—particularly the DVDs below—you’ll see that they bear bar codes, but not on the spines. No, they have them on the back and/or front of the DVDs. Of course, this method of labeling and organizing isn’t limited to products of the film industry alone.

Therefore, I’d like to propose that it is entirely possible that the manga books do, in fact, belong to the library!


Wh-WHAAAAT?! You’re kidding!! 
(Shoot, he’s got me there… Better think of something fast! Something about the books that sets them apart from—
…! I’ve got it!)
While that may be true, you’ve also overlooked one critical error: the titles of the books! Whether or not your hypothesis regarding the labeling system is correct, these titles aren’t alphabetized correctly! What kind of self-respecting librarian would misplace such vital books? 
Well, Edgeworth?



While it pains me to have to point out something so obvious, I suppose I’ll make an exception for you, Wright.
Clearly, one look at the titles of the books next to the manga is a tell-all of this certain library’s less-than-stellar organization skills. None of the books are in alphabetical order, I’m afraid.

They could very well be alphabetized by author and not title, but it’s a little difficult to be able to decipher that from this single picture, wouldn’t you say?
Furthermore, the manga books themselves are in numerical order, suggesting some kind of system is in place, albeit not a very good one, if the alphabetizing is off.

At the end of the day, it seems like neither of us can draw a clear conclusion from this evidence alone. Your honor, I strongly suggest a recess in which we could investigate the library itself further.

I see the issue here very clearly.
Due to the uncertain nature of this case, we’ll have to postpone this decision until more decisive evidence can be obtained. The court will now take a 15-minute recess.

(W-wait, but I’m not—)


WAIT!!!

I’ve got some decisive evidence for you, pal!

We investigated further into the photo. Zooming in, you can see a label on the DVD case to the bottom left.

Photo Close-up added to the court record!


As you can see, pal, you can vaguely see the words “Of Toledo Law Library” on the label!

And, considering possibilities of the rest of that label, “University of Toledo" was the first to come to my mind!
A quick search on the University of Toledo’s Online Law Library Database revealed that there ARE the comics pictured in it!
Miles Edgeworth Ace Attorney Investigations volumes 1-4 and Phoenix Wright Ace Attorney volumes 1-5!

And there’s more! 
The section these comics are filed under is the “Law in Popular Culture" Section, which matches up with the stickers on the rest of the books on that shelf: "Lowering the Bar: Lawyer Jokes & Legal Culture”, “Prime Time Law”, “Lawyers in Your Living Room!" and "Reel Justice: The Courtroom Goes to the Movies”!
Not only is it in the right section, it’s also a documented part of the Law Library’s database!
How’s that for decisive evidence?

ingthing:

beamkatanachronicles:

thepurpleeyedone:

beamkatanachronicles:

thepurpleeyedone:

beamkatanachronicles:

appleseeddrama:

THEY HAVE THE ACE ATTORNEY OFFICIAL MANGA IN MY LAW LIBRARY I AM CRYING.

image

image

Your honor, something is amiss here!

As you are probably aware, library materials are labeled with barcodes as well as a number to determine their location on the shelf, as per the Dewey Decimal System. The books just to the left of the manga are labeled, as are the DVDs just in view on the lower shelf. Look even further behind these shelves and you’ll see that even those books are labeled! 

Ladies and gentlemen of the courtroom, I invite you to take a closer look at the volumes that are, allegedly, part of this law library! Something is missing from the spines, isn’t there?

image

Where are the bar codes?!

This is a blatant contradiction! The OP is lying— these volumes cannot, therefore, be a part of this library at all! I propose that they simply brought these materials in for the sake of the joke!! 

Only focusing on one aspect and not the whole of the issue, are we, Mr. Wright? Typical.

Your honor, if you bring your attention to the books just left of the manga, you’ll notice there’s a book (the second to the left) that also does not have a bar code.

If you examine the picture even closer—particularly the DVDs below—you’ll see that they bear bar codes, but not on the spines. No, they have them on the back and/or front of the DVDs. Of course, this method of labeling and organizing isn’t limited to products of the film industry alone.

Therefore, I’d like to propose that it is entirely possible that the manga books do, in fact, belong to the library!

image

Wh-WHAAAAT?! You’re kidding!! 

image
(Shoot, he’s got me there… Better think of something fast! Something about the books that sets them apart from—

image
…! I’ve got it!)

While that may be true, you’ve also overlooked one critical error: the titles of the books! Whether or not your hypothesis regarding the labeling system is correct, these titles aren’t alphabetized correctly! What kind of self-respecting librarian would misplace such vital books? 

Well, Edgeworth?

While it pains me to have to point out something so obvious, I suppose I’ll make an exception for you, Wright.

Clearly, one look at the titles of the books next to the manga is a tell-all of this certain library’s less-than-stellar organization skills. None of the books are in alphabetical order, I’m afraid.

They could very well be alphabetized by author and not title, but it’s a little difficult to be able to decipher that from this single picture, wouldn’t you say?

Furthermore, the manga books themselves are in numerical order, suggesting some kind of system is in place, albeit not a very good one, if the alphabetizing is off.

At the end of the day, it seems like neither of us can draw a clear conclusion from this evidence alone. Your honor, I strongly suggest a recess in which we could investigate the library itself further.

I see the issue here very clearly.

image
Due to the uncertain nature of this case, we’ll have to postpone this decision until more decisive evidence can be obtained. The court will now take a 15-minute recess.

image

(W-wait, but I’m not—)

image

WAIT!!!

I’ve got some decisive evidence for you, pal!

We investigated further into the photo. Zooming in, you can see a label on the DVD case to the bottom left.

Photo Close-up added to the court record!

As you can see, pal, you can vaguely see the words “Of Toledo Law Library” on the label!

And, considering possibilities of the rest of that label, “University of Toledo" was the first to come to my mind!

A quick search on the University of Toledo’s Online Law Library Database revealed that there ARE the comics pictured in it!

Miles Edgeworth Ace Attorney Investigations volumes 1-4 and Phoenix Wright Ace Attorney volumes 1-5!

And there’s more! 

The section these comics are filed under is the “Law in Popular Culture" Section, which matches up with the stickers on the rest of the books on that shelf: "Lowering the Bar: Lawyer Jokes & Legal Culture”, “Prime Time Law”, “Lawyers in Your Living Room!" and "Reel Justice: The Courtroom Goes to the Movies”!

Not only is it in the right section, it’s also a documented part of the Law Library’s database!

How’s that for decisive evidence?

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Originally Posted By hank-in-places

emmyrider:

hank-in-places:

LET”S GO! i tell ya hwhat

AymanI’mgonnabealllikethewinner’sthedangoldjustoneandthenbealldangolEMERALDSPLASHman

emmyrider:

hank-in-places:

LET”S GO! i tell ya hwhat

AymanI’mgonnabealllikethewinner’sthedangoldjustoneandthenbealldangolEMERALDSPLASHman

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Originally Posted By hoursago

hoursago:

one of my fav feapersonal posts i just. really wanted to draw it

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Originally Posted By ogallure

sweeneyway:

to join the black parade

sweeneyway:

to join the black parade

(Source: ogallure, via katie-my-lady)

Originally Posted By unicodesnowman
Originally Posted By onlylolgifs

peble:

he loves those orange things.

(Source: lolgifs.net, via commissarbudgie)

Originally Posted By paarasytes

roundworms:

how do i politely ask him to slam me against a wall and make out with me

"hello, friend. would you perhaps like to slam me against a wall and make out with me? perhaps not. would you perhaps like to go on a delightful picnic or other such excursion, and then consider slamming me against a wall et cetera et cetera?"

(Source: paarasytes, via stanleytushie)

Originally Posted By thefreshprinceof-denmark

theprettygoodgatsby:

my favorite part of hamlet is at the beginning when they see the ghost of hamlet sr for the first time

and the guards are like “Horatio, you go talk to it! You went to college!”

and Horatio is like “Yeah! I did go to college! I will go talk to the ghost!”

like. where did horatio go to college. did he go to ghost college

(Source: thefreshprinceof-denmark, via amiablesilence)

Originally Posted By krishnaa

spookyxleijon:

kevinkinky-:

unclefather:

what does this mean

green eggs and ram

i saw that and shut my laptop and walked away for a solid minute

are the eggs green? i can’t tell

spookyxleijon:

kevinkinky-:

unclefather:

what does this mean

green eggs and ram

i saw that and shut my laptop and walked away for a solid minute

are the eggs green? i can’t tell

(Source: krishnaa, via miss-luigi)

Originally Posted By kittiezandtittiez

mephistos-cafe-lattes:

thequeerunderthestairs:

OH MY GOD LOOK AT THEM ALL JESUS CHRIST

look at the one just sitting all proper on the couch

mephistos-cafe-lattes:

thequeerunderthestairs:

OH MY GOD LOOK AT THEM ALL JESUS CHRIST

look at the one just sitting all proper on the couch

(Source: kittiezandtittiez, via katie-my-lady)

Originally Posted By motdef

motdef:

expressitinthesouthpassage:

motdef:

George R. Binks was driven to suicide by the idiocy of his son Jar Jar. This is a real comic

Uh no, check your facts.
The shot merely grazed George and made him fall unconscious.
And also, the series of comics this is from, Star Wars Tales, have not been definitively made canon.

i said “was driven to suicide” not “successfully destroyed his cranium with an energy weapon”. unless I’m ignorant to some time honoured gungan shame tradition he didn’t intentionally scalp himself with a handgun

motdef:

expressitinthesouthpassage:

motdef:

George R. Binks was driven to suicide by the idiocy of his son Jar Jar. This is a real comic

Uh no, check your facts.

The shot merely grazed George and made him fall unconscious.

And also, the series of comics this is from, Star Wars Tales, have not been definitively made canon.

i said “was driven to suicide” not “successfully destroyed his cranium with an energy weapon”. unless I’m ignorant to some time honoured gungan shame tradition he didn’t intentionally scalp himself with a handgun

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Originally Posted By tylersthings
Plays: 399202

thats-what-im-tolkien-about:

ursorum:

tylersthings:

Forgive me padre for I have siiiiiiinned

I can’t believe someone made a fucking audio post for that stupid deer picture I made. this is unbelievable. I’ve reached a new level of sentience. I am unstoppable. I am the alpha and the omega.

Please make sure this is played at my funeral 

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