how do i politely ask him to slam me against a wall and make out with me
"hello, friend. would you perhaps like to slam me against a wall and make out with me? perhaps not. would you perhaps like to go on a delightful picnic or other such excursion, and then consider slamming me against a wall et cetera et cetera?"
my favorite part of hamlet is at the beginning when they see the ghost of hamlet sr for the first time
and the guards are like “Horatio, you go talk to it! You went to college!”
and Horatio is like “Yeah! I did go to college! I will go talk to the ghost!”
like. where did horatio go to college. did he go to ghost college
I can’t believe someone made a fucking audio post for that stupid deer picture I made. this is unbelievable. I’ve reached a new level of sentience. I am unstoppable. I am the alpha and the omega.
Please make sure this is played at my funeral